Number of signals passed at danger:
Number of signals passed at danger without authorisation:
0 (What? Technically?)
Number of duties spent pretending to be a zombie:
Number of duties spent pretending to be a singing zombie:
Number of times I’ve looked about me while driving and wondered where I was:
Number of times I’ve forgotten where I’m going:
too numerous to mention.
Lessons learned and implemented:
- Check the train is in ‘forward’ before accelerating.
- Always note whether a DMT says ‘do’ or ‘want’. As in “How much overtime did you do/do you want?”
Favourite game of the year:
Pretending to leave the station by hitting the ‘doors closed’ button on the wrong side and then watching all the little dollies scurry around the monitors in a panic.
Weirdest thing seen taken onto the train:
Probably the hat-stand…..unless you are going to count the 40-odd santa clauses.
Things I’ve been too leery to blog about yet:
- The Motorway Incident
- The Apology Incident