Whilst queuing in the local Kwik-e-Mart I idly gazed at the ceiling. And that was how I came to realise that the local Kwik-e-Mart had a top shelf behind their counter. Oh yes, it’s waaaaay up there and I suspect you’d need a stepladder to get anything down.

It wasn’t much of a shelf as it only had three magazines on display, all with the usual blondes and glossy pages. But it really did make me giggle when I read the titles of the aforementioned periodicals. ‘Wank’, ‘Sleaze’ and ‘Shaggers’. I like a nice descriptive title.