Having just spent some time on an intramanet discussion of why horoscopes were so inaccurate yet so successful I was greatly amused to notice what was written under my starsign in today’s Metro:
What’s happened to your common sense? Your normally rational, logical mind has gone off for a week in the sun, obviously, leaving you with jelly for a brain. Don’t take major decisions without someone else’s advice!
The reason I giggled was that my day up until that point had consisted of me going:
Eeep! No, no, no! Do not want! No! 😦 What should I do? Oh, OK then I suppose.