Today, I met the Stupidest Kid in the World.
At first I didn’t realise I was in the presence of such an august personage. But the fact that he did five exceptionally stupid things within the space of two minutes quickly apprised me of the fact that I was dealing with greatness. I feel too overcome with awe to be able to blog properly about it but suffice it to say I voted firmly for the not-getting-on-MY-train-no-sirree! option. Coffee and apple spice cake might revive me sufficiently to tell a few tales. 🙂
EDIT: I am now obliged to edit and ponder whether my previous assessment is correct. Either there’s a school somewhere on the line with the stupidest kids in the country held there or somebody’s genetic experiment has broken lose en masse.