Passenger: *stomp stomp stomp*

Me: *glance up*

Passenger: All those girls are fools!

Me: Um….

Passenger: There’s only one woman for me!

Me: Well stay away from the others then.

Passenger: Good idea!

Me: You know that there’s no more trains?

Passenger: Oh! I’ll just go this way then. *leaves*

Me: *shouts* And stay away from those women!!!