Passenger: *stomp stomp stomp*
Me: *glance up*
Passenger: All those girls are fools!
Passenger: There’s only one woman for me!
Me: Well stay away from the others then.
Passenger: Good idea!
Me: You know that there’s no more trains?
Passenger: Oh! I’ll just go this way then. *leaves*
Me: *shouts* And stay away from those women!!!