I’m blatantly nicking this from a b3tard. And damn it’s funny! More so than usual for me because I was trying to get somewhere via the black one and every damn station I tried was either shut or was whizzing the trains by too fast to board. Have you ever tried getting on a roundabout that’s going too fast for you? It was like that. Loads of it proved inaccessible even when it was technically open. We don’t call it the Ninja Line for nothing. 😀