*ring ring*

poggs: Oh hai!

Severe Delays: Halp!

poggs: What’s wrong?

Severe Delays: How do I get to Kensington Olympia?

poggs: Um…go to Earl’s Court.

Severe Delays: I’m already there. I just can’t work out which platform and I can’t see it written anywhere.

poggs: Hrmm…I’m not near a computer. Why not just go and ask staff?

Severe Delays: Because I’m in uniform and they’d laugh at me!