poggs: Oh hai!
Severe Delays: Halp!
poggs: What’s wrong?
Severe Delays: How do I get to Kensington Olympia?
poggs: Um…go to Earl’s Court.
Severe Delays: I’m already there. I just can’t work out which platform and I can’t see it written anywhere.
poggs: Hrmm…I’m not near a computer. Why not just go and ask staff?
Severe Delays: Because I’m in uniform and they’d laugh at me!