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*zoom zoom zoom*


Signaller: Hello driver, due to all sorts of problems I am turning your train early and require you to do a tricky move that you haven’t done before.

Severe Delays: OH. MY. FUCKING. GOD. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Received, tricky move, over.1

Signaller: Out.

Severe Delays: *stops train in platform and collects thoughts*

Signaller: *cheery wave*

Severe Delays: *polite nod* Fucking bastard. 🙂

1 I may not have had my finger on the button during all of that. It still amuses me to wonder what the passengers immediately behind the cab thought when they heard that. 😀