Somewhere in the London Underground a train driven by your hero pulls gently into a platform.
Driver: Hello. *puzzled look*
Severe Delays: Hello, what are you doing here?
Driver: Waiting for my train. I thought it was this one…
Severe Delays: No, this is mine.
Driver: Oh.
Severe Delays: …
Driver: …
Severe Delays: …
Driver: You haven’t seen my train anywhere about have you? Only I was supposed to meet it here.
Severe Delays: *careful look* What does it look like?
Driver: Well it’s sort of like your one. It’s all red on the front.
Severe Delays: Nope, not seen it.
*signal clears*
Severe Delays: Wait…red on the front, you say?
Driver: Yes, did you see it? It’s very late.
Severe Delays: I think I saw one like that back there a bit. It was going the other way though.
Driver: 😦
Severe Delays: Well maybe it will decide to come back. Good luck with that!
Driver: Bye then.
Severe Delays: *drives off*
