As is perfectly normal I was paddling with a friend in the Diana Memorial in Hyde Park. Or rather, we were sitting on the edge dangling our feet in the water while hoardes of small children raced past in the stream. Look, it was a hot day, ok?
At one point I nudged my friend and pointed out a three-year-old pushing his toys through the water.
“Look, they’re swimming. That’s a good concept.”
The small boy glanced up and in a withering tone replied, “They’re not a concept; they’re DINOSAURS!”
That’s me told, then. 😀